Best phone call of the day
- Me: John Herrman speaking.
- Blocked number: Do you have a son?
- Me: What?
- Blocked number: Or a daughter?
- Me: What? Who is this?
- Blocked number: THIS IS THE PANAMA DRUG POLICE, we have someone with your name here we caught trying to smuggle drugs.
- Me: I'm in New York.
- Blocked number: We have a guy, he says you're the boss. This is very serious, you need to get on a plane to Panama right now and pay a fine.
- Me: This sounds like a scam.
- Blocked number: A scam? Ha! A fucking scam? I can have the FBI, the DEA at your house in 20 minutes. You need to come down here right now, the fine is $6,000.
- Me: (Laughing) Then I guess I'll talk to you soon!
- Blocked number: MOTHERFUCK YOU SOON
