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I never post photos of myself so here I am a few weeks ago on Block Island washing swear words off my hands the morning after a rowdy round of drinking games.
Here is a picture of a guy who is not me*, but who a lot of people think is me on Tumblr. He is the reason I am back here on this terrifying huge content photo scraping site (hey dude), so that I may fully control the manner in which people *understand* me as a photo scraper.
*Though, amazingly, I own this same shirt.