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University Elects New Chancellor

HRH The Princess Royal has been elected as Chancellor of the University. She succeeds HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, who stepped down from the role in 2010, having held it since 1953. The Princess Royal has been elected as…

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Apr 23, 20114 notes

"Thumbscrews?"

Ken Layne’s brilliant final thought on the whole Wonkette/Trig debacle:

Steuf [will] be punished “In the exact way politicians are always punished: He accepts full responsibility for his actions.”

Can’t wait for his book to come out.

Apr 21, 2011

Best phone call of the day

Me: John Herrman speaking.
Blocked number: Do you have a son?
Me: What?
Blocked number: Or a daughter?
Me: What? Who is this?
Blocked number: THIS IS THE PANAMA DRUG POLICE, we have someone with your name here we caught trying to smuggle drugs.
Me: I'm in New York.
Blocked number: We have a guy, he says you're the boss. This is very serious, you need to get on a plane to Panama right now and pay a fine.
Me: This sounds like a scam.
Blocked number: A scam? Ha! A fucking scam? I can have the FBI, the DEA at your house in 20 minutes. You need to come down here right now, the fine is $6,000.
Me: (Laughing) Then I guess I'll talk to you soon!
Blocked number: MOTHERFUCK YOU SOON

Apr 18, 201110 notes

#so you know where to look for me #things that happened 21 minutes ago

Apr 11, 201143 notes

#putting the ANUS in GOWANUS

JWH

April 2011

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