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According to this video, the new Motorola tablet will be called the “Fart Bee”

RT @davidcho: The trending of “Ask Don” is WHY WE DON’T LET THE MACHINES PICK OUR TRENDING TOPICS. (Because: Don’t ASK DON’t Tell)

I would finish listening to this song, butttttttt, but

When’s the last time you used Second Life? Rephrase: When’s the last time you met anyone who’s used Second Life, ever, even just once?

Parrot sings butt rock http://is.gd/iR3yE

RT @juliweiner: Download these tracks to your phonograph now: .@pitchforkmedia’s Best Songs of 1910 http://bit.ly/eHTjoG

RT @dasracist: DETAINED AND DEPORTED: http://dasracist.net/?p=469

hey guys it’s PRAISE BABY http://bit.ly/fbD5oR

hey here’s a video of two babies reenacting Plato’s Euthyphro dialogue! nope never mind it’s just PRAISE BABY again http://bit.ly/fbD5oR’

RT @kvanhemert: RT @SurferBlood: poppin zits before shows #painsofbeingateenband =(

RT @DAVID_LYNCH: I ask for a 50’s style haircut. #lynchqa

“Because what you can do is pour the chips into a cloth bag, and then it’s like ‘finally, some peace!’” http://bit.ly/gqRfyp

This kid (http://bit.ly/hNffVi) finally got back to me, weeks later. Full message text: “trrrrrrrrrrr;h.”

Now fielding decoration suggestions. Only requirement: must be free and already in our apartment. THANKS http://yfrog.com/h4kopj

RT @SmartPlanet: Designing real hardware in a virtual world http://smrt.io/hm8Qru http://twitpic.com/3dwxiu

RT @Gizmodo: When are we gonna see all the AirPlay gear we’ve been wanting? http://gizmo.do/hjupya

TRANSCRIPTION REVELATION: VLC does smooth, same-pitch slo-mo playback

Android Honeycomb looks a lot more like Chrome OS than Chrome OS does

Report: Julian Assange arrested by British police http://bit.ly/gSl6sc

I don’t think Sudafed delirium is ever worth the relief

RT @jim_newell: This is as evil as it gets, until someone writes something more evil. http://bit.ly/g1EuwH

It’s a @frucci cat! http://yfrog.com/5kj7v01j

Someone should chart the evolution of Julian Assange’s haircuts. So far he’s gone from movie villain to army recruit to toff. WHAT’S NEXT?

assuming this is recent, that is http://bit.ly/e3kpMi

Well, it’s finally gotten to this point. So, what do you say: femtocell or landline?

Confirmed: SodaStream does not like coffee http://yfrog.com/477jn012j

Confirmed: I do not like carbonated coffee

OK YOU GOT ME RT @frucci: Meet Farley, Splitsider’s new assistant editor. http://twitpic.com/3ccy23

HOW AM I SO BEHIND? ON WHAT? WHY?

RT @andrewbrust: Boys and Girls, it’s not that you can’t do all this stuff in HTML 5, but you would be working on it for the next year. …

RT @TheOnion: Julian Assange Fired From IT Job At Pentagon http://onion.com/fPsLqr

Hey, Randy? http://bit.ly/e5bYCS

RT @SmartPlanet: What 11.6 million tracked bicycle trips can tell us http://smrt.io/eHWTZs http://twitpic.com/3c1wy6

Dramatic misspelling of “fickle” on widely read blog, NARROWLY AVOIDED

RT @tyghe: Worth every penny. RT @maggiekb1 You can do all sorts of things with the $99 Android tablet from Walgreens! http://bit.ly/bHDrWl

:@

Enter the Void emoticon review forthcoming!

Pretty sure @nicknotned just mind-hacked every Gawker Media employee that uses Apple Mail http://twitpic.com/3bnvzq

RT @brianstelter: Best correction of the day. Of the week. Of the month? http://gaw.kr/g0lbQ8