For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country.
It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics.” —TheFaithOfBritain.com, a site run by earnestly squinting cat ladies, on their proposed “Psychic Bailout” [via]
- Clint Eastwood: YOU GOOKS SURE ARE BAD AT GETTING GIRLS
- Everyone else: ???
- Clint Eastwood: I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU STUPID GOOK IRISH PRIEST
- Everyone else: Oh, you!
- useful contrivance: HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NOT DUMPING ENDLESS GIZMODO CONTENT ONTO YOUR TUMBLR, THEREFORE MAKING IT UNREADABLE
- me: OK THANKS FOR THE SOUND SUGGESTION