February 2009
10 posts
“I noticed that over his left shoulder, on the credenza behind him, was an official-looking name plate… It read, “Undersecretary for Go Fuck Yourself.”
—A (seriously) heartening pearl from Ryan Lizza’s New Yorker profile of Rahm Emanuel.
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For exactly two minutes on March 6th at 11.00am our consortium of psychics and healers will act as a channel for the positive thoughts of the entire country.
It is a proven scientific fact that thinking about something often causes it to happen. Some call this quantum physics.
” —TheFaithOfBritain.com, a site run by earnestly squinting cat ladies, on their proposed “Psychic Bailout” [via]
Scientists develop robot with evolving brain, probably not dangerous →
thescottishsun.co.uk
(via oliverfarrimond)
Oliver H.M.S Farrimond M.D. is in the Scottish Sun, and it’s not for rape-murdering one of his fares!
Gran Torino, Condensed
- Clint Eastwood: YOU GOOKS SURE ARE BAD AT GETTING GIRLS
- Everyone else: ???
- Clint Eastwood: I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD, YOU STUPID GOOK IRISH PRIEST
- Everyone else: Oh, you!
January 2009
82 posts
- useful contrivance: HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT NOT DUMPING ENDLESS GIZMODO CONTENT ONTO YOUR TUMBLR, THEREFORE MAKING IT UNREADABLE
- me: OK THANKS FOR THE SOUND SUGGESTION
