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The World of Today: My @Horse_ebooks offer

worldoftoday:

Like thousands of people who spend too much time the internet, I’ve become strangely obsessed with the mysterious spam Twitter bot @Horse_ebooks. Not much is known about Horse_ebooks, though it appears to be part of a network of spam accounts promoting dumb ebooks.

Thing is, I really want…

I’ll throw in another $50 to sweeten the deal, btw. Adrian can handle it from there.

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This guy regularly charges me $3 too much for SodaStream refills. BUT I MUST GRIT MY TEETH.

This guy regularly charges me $3 too much for SodaStream refills. BUT I MUST GRIT MY TEETH.

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popmech:

March 1924. 
“If a jellyfish could slap a rat in the face, he would do it. But he can’t. He has no arms.”
Earle Liederman means business, gentlemen. 

“Instead, he must settle for wrapping the drowning rodent in his tentacles, administering fatal venom through millions of invisible nematocysts.”

popmech:

March 1924. 

“If a jellyfish could slap a rat in the face, he would do it. But he can’t. He has no arms.”

Earle Liederman means business, gentlemen. 

“Instead, he must settle for wrapping the drowning rodent in his tentacles, administering fatal venom through millions of invisible nematocysts.”

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bloodletters:

jhermann:

ilovecharts:

Comparison of bands name checked in the LCD soundsystem song “Losing My Edge” with those name checked in Pitchfork’s song-by-song LCD soundsystem retrospective.

GIL! SCOTT! HERON!

not pictured: bands & artists namechecked 20 yrs earlier in the fall’s “hip priest”

sure cool ok but WHO IS JOHN HERMANN? Andrew, DO YOU KNOW?

bloodletters:

jhermann:

ilovecharts:

Comparison of bands name checked in the LCD soundsystem song “Losing My Edge” with those name checked in Pitchfork’s song-by-song LCD soundsystem retrospective.

GIL! SCOTT! HERON!

not pictured: bands & artists namechecked 20 yrs earlier in the fall’s “hip priest”

sure cool ok but WHO IS JOHN HERMANN? Andrew, DO YOU KNOW?

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Tremors films, in order of tagline quality

  1. Tremors 2: Aftershocks: “The Worms have turned”
  2. Tremors 3: Back to Perfection: “The food chain just grew another link” 
  3. Tremors: “They say there’s nothing new under the sun. But under the ground…”
  4. Tremors 4: The Legend Begins: “A revolution has begun”

There doesn’t seem to be any correlation between this list and the films’ overall quality, which predictably ranks as follows: 1, 2, 3, 4

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For international law buffs, the ‘moral rights’ portion of Egyptian copyright law is a fascinating example of U.S. courts handling foreign law. Unlike the U.S., Egypt has two different licenses for copyrighted material: “economic rights”(which apply to unaltered originals) and “moral rights,” which must be obtained if you want to “mutilate” the source material by distorting it, or in Jay-Z’s case, sample from it. Jay-Z only licensed the “economic rights” to mechanically reproduce Homody’s work, originally the theme music for the 1957 Egyptian film Fata Ahlami.

-Atlantic Wire

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Come Monday, May 16th, I’ll be starting as an Assistant Editor at Popular Mechanics magazine. I’ll be focusing on tech, doing my best to fill the void left after the departure of Seth Porges.
To say I’m excited would be an understatement: last time I felt like this was right after I got a “You’re Hired! (As an intern!)” email from Brian Lam at Gizmodo back in April of 2008, marking the start of more than two years Gawker Media, and, mainly, giving me an excuse to follow Arianna to San Francisco for the summer. Thanks for both of those, email.
A few thousand posts later I went freelance, which, thanks to a generous referral by a friend at Giz (initials: JJ), resulted in a string of bylines at a magazine I’ve enjoyed for as long as I’ve been literate. I already know my new editor and have every reason to believe I’ll love the work, so my worries rank as follows: 
Dressing like an adult (I don’t know how)
Leaving my apartment every day (Will the smell follow me?)
The inevitable letters page header: “Fire John Herrman”

Come Monday, May 16th, I’ll be starting as an Assistant Editor at Popular Mechanics magazine. I’ll be focusing on tech, doing my best to fill the void left after the departure of Seth Porges.

To say I’m excited would be an understatement: last time I felt like this was right after I got a “You’re Hired! (As an intern!)” email from Brian Lam at Gizmodo back in April of 2008, marking the start of more than two years Gawker Media, and, mainly, giving me an excuse to follow Arianna to San Francisco for the summer. Thanks for both of those, email.

A few thousand posts later I went freelance, which, thanks to a generous referral by a friend at Giz (initials: JJ), resulted in a string of bylines at a magazine I’ve enjoyed for as long as I’ve been literate. I already know my new editor and have every reason to believe I’ll love the work, so my worries rank as follows: 

  1. Dressing like an adult (I don’t know how)
  2. Leaving my apartment every day (Will the smell follow me?)
  3. The inevitable letters page header: “Fire John Herrman”

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Objective Correlative: Three actual items from the alumni newsletter I received today

objectivecorrelative:

“What’s new this month:

University Elects New Chancellor

HRH The Princess Royal has been elected as Chancellor of the University. She succeeds HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, who stepped down from the role in 2010, having held it since 1953. The Princess Royal has been elected as…

“BY THE WAY PLEASE DONATE”

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“Thumbscrews?”

Ken Layne’s brilliant final thought on the whole Wonkette/Trig debacle: 

Steuf [will] be punished “In the exact way politicians are always punished: He accepts full responsibility for his actions.”

Can’t wait for his book to come out. 

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Best phone call of the day

  • Me: John Herrman speaking.
  • Blocked number: Do you have a son?
  • Me: What?
  • Blocked number: Or a daughter?
  • Me: What? Who is this?
  • Blocked number: THIS IS THE PANAMA DRUG POLICE, we have someone with your name here we caught trying to smuggle drugs.
  • Me: I'm in New York.
  • Blocked number: We have a guy, he says you're the boss. This is very serious, you need to get on a plane to Panama right now and pay a fine.
  • Me: This sounds like a scam.
  • Blocked number: A scam? Ha! A fucking scam? I can have the FBI, the DEA at your house in 20 minutes. You need to come down here right now, the fine is $6,000.
  • Me: (Laughing) Then I guess I'll talk to you soon!
  • Blocked number: MOTHERFUCK YOU SOON

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cajunboy:

What the hell is “Taco Fried Chicken” and what is it doing in Dunkin Donuts?

No joke, I found a severed, fully feathered chicken head four blocks away from here last week. Should have taken a picture. 
Also, a little backstory: that used to be a combination pizza hut/taco bell/dunkin’ donuts. Now there’s just a dunkin’ and a bunch of dirty-looking old equipment from the other two. There’s a big black banner where the menu used to be.
Now that they’ve torn down that haunted orphanage building on 3rd ave, this might be the grimmest sight in Gowanus. 

cajunboy:

What the hell is “Taco Fried Chicken” and what is it doing in Dunkin Donuts?

No joke, I found a severed, fully feathered chicken head four blocks away from here last week. Should have taken a picture. 

Also, a little backstory: that used to be a combination pizza hut/taco bell/dunkin’ donuts. Now there’s just a dunkin’ and a bunch of dirty-looking old equipment from the other two. There’s a big black banner where the menu used to be.

Now that they’ve torn down that haunted orphanage building on 3rd ave, this might be the grimmest sight in Gowanus. 

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anyone catch that last season of biebwalk biebpire? 

anyone catch that last season of biebwalk biebpire? 

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The worst job at Facebook

Facebook has rules that bar precisely these kinds of pictures, but they generally are enforced only when members complain about them, not through advance screening done by the company. Photos come in by the millions every month; Facebook says its users share 30 billion pieces of content every month. They also grant the company nearly unlimited rights to use that data any way it wants.

From an article about an EMT who posted a victim’s corpse on Facebook. The company removed it, obviously, but presumably it passed by the eyes of at least one screener during the deletion process.

How long can people stand to do this? And do they get counseling? Same question for screeners at YouTube, Flickr. (And good God, 4Chan.)

via 

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metal baby.